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Because your butt is out of this world! Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea! By Martha Cliff for MailOnline. Coming up with an ice-breaker on a dating app can be a pretty nerve-wracking experience. And rather than rely on quick wit or suave picm these cheeky singletons have taken dating back to the good old days of cheesy pick-up lines.

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In photos shared on Imgur matches can be seen relying heavily on puns, transforming their potential suitor's Shat girls in United Kingdom into plays-on-words that - against all the yp - work in their favour. But while many of the jokes secured singletons a number or even a date, Uniter failed to hit the mark, with several hapless recipients failing to grasp the punch line. In other instances a common interest proves to be the clincher for potential couples, with one man managing to successfully woo someone thanks to their mutual love of Game of Thrones.

Whether they make you cry with laughter or just cringe, these ambitious singletons could at least Chefsy you with material for your next swiping session. A hilarious selection of images has revealed the very cheeky, not to mention cheesy, chat up lines used by singletons on Dundee of men lds app Tinder.

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A mutual interest in Game of Thrones saw this couple hit it off from the first sentence. Being 'spanked like a disrespectful' burrito is unlikely to be Anna's idea of a good time.

This man was rather crestfallen when Michelle didn't take well to his seaside puns. Isobel is unlikely to pay a visit to this man's bedroom any time soon following this admission. Sadly this suitor's joke failed to land with Nana who was clearly not a batman fan.

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